does anyone want to help me turn this into a childrens book?

Once there was a belly button who was attached to a being. The belly buttons name was Innie and it was very fond of the spring time. “When it is spring I get to breathe!” thinks Innie constantly. Now, Innie isn’t just the average belly button, Innie has hopes, dreams and desires. “For instance” remarks Innie, “I would really enjoy going to the moon to have some cheese. Oh! I would also love to travel to Australia because Koala bears live there! But most of all, I wish I could duplicate myself to finally have a friend.”
Innie has always lived a difficult life. You see, when Innie was born his mother had died, so he has never grown up with parents or a family. His life is left in a hairy wilderness where no one else lives so communication is nearly impossible. Sometimes, rarely and usually only once a day, Innie will get to see the outside world and everything it is made of. Sadly though, he does not get to clean himself much at all and is sometimes left dirty for days on end. “I like to be clean just as much as I like to see the sunlight!” says Innie empathetically. “Maybe someday I will get to take a nice long bath and wash myself with soap to get out all the fuzzies. I don’t like the fuzzies because they smell really bad.”
All Innie has ever wanted was to duplicate himself to have a friend. It seems like everyone around him has a friend or gets to clone himself. “It seems to me that everyone has a job out here!” The brain has intelligence and gets to reason, imagine, and keeps the rest of the being in order while the eyes see, the mouth tastes, the ears listen, and organs keep the being alive. “Even those tiny cells get to duplicate and be the building blocks!” cried Innie suddenly. He was not happy, he was not content, and most of all, he felt as if he were useless. “Maybe I’m not fit for this world! I’ll just run away!” Although he tried to escape and break away it would not happen. He is stuck for life on this being.
One day, though, to Innie’s surprise, he met a friend! It was on a warm and sunny day at the beach, one of those rare times that Innie finally gets to see. From afar, he saw another belly button who was also attached to a being. “Oh my I can not believe my eyes…maybe, just maybe he could be my friend! Am I clean, do I look okay?” As he came closer to the belly button he felt self conscious about the smelly fuzzies. “Hello there!” shouted the other belly button. “My name is Outtie, how do you do?”
“I am right as rain! My name is Innie” said he with joy. He took a long look at Outtie and realized that fuzzies were on him too! “Why look” chuckled Innie, “we both have fuzzies.”
“Why yes, I am rarely clean, but, you don’t mind?” asked Outtie politely.
“No, no, not at all my good friend.” And Innie and Outtie became quite close.
“Say”, said Outtie, “Will you be my clone?”
“I wouldn’t say no” said Innie with joy.
So Innie finally had wish of being duplicated and no longer felt that he was useless.

Ohhh, when we find things...

I found a flash project from high school that I made. Needless to say, it's epic.
Find it below:


Jesus that's messed up.

Well, sparkle and fade, eh?

All,
Did this blog really wink out after only 12 posts? Really? Oh man. That doesn't bode well for any of our future endeavors now does it?

Get back into taking them pictures and posting 'em.

C'mon now!