does anyone want to help me turn this into a childrens book?

Once there was a belly button who was attached to a being. The belly buttons name was Innie and it was very fond of the spring time. “When it is spring I get to breathe!” thinks Innie constantly. Now, Innie isn’t just the average belly button, Innie has hopes, dreams and desires. “For instance” remarks Innie, “I would really enjoy going to the moon to have some cheese. Oh! I would also love to travel to Australia because Koala bears live there! But most of all, I wish I could duplicate myself to finally have a friend.”
Innie has always lived a difficult life. You see, when Innie was born his mother had died, so he has never grown up with parents or a family. His life is left in a hairy wilderness where no one else lives so communication is nearly impossible. Sometimes, rarely and usually only once a day, Innie will get to see the outside world and everything it is made of. Sadly though, he does not get to clean himself much at all and is sometimes left dirty for days on end. “I like to be clean just as much as I like to see the sunlight!” says Innie empathetically. “Maybe someday I will get to take a nice long bath and wash myself with soap to get out all the fuzzies. I don’t like the fuzzies because they smell really bad.”
All Innie has ever wanted was to duplicate himself to have a friend. It seems like everyone around him has a friend or gets to clone himself. “It seems to me that everyone has a job out here!” The brain has intelligence and gets to reason, imagine, and keeps the rest of the being in order while the eyes see, the mouth tastes, the ears listen, and organs keep the being alive. “Even those tiny cells get to duplicate and be the building blocks!” cried Innie suddenly. He was not happy, he was not content, and most of all, he felt as if he were useless. “Maybe I’m not fit for this world! I’ll just run away!” Although he tried to escape and break away it would not happen. He is stuck for life on this being.
One day, though, to Innie’s surprise, he met a friend! It was on a warm and sunny day at the beach, one of those rare times that Innie finally gets to see. From afar, he saw another belly button who was also attached to a being. “Oh my I can not believe my eyes…maybe, just maybe he could be my friend! Am I clean, do I look okay?” As he came closer to the belly button he felt self conscious about the smelly fuzzies. “Hello there!” shouted the other belly button. “My name is Outtie, how do you do?”
“I am right as rain! My name is Innie” said he with joy. He took a long look at Outtie and realized that fuzzies were on him too! “Why look” chuckled Innie, “we both have fuzzies.”
“Why yes, I am rarely clean, but, you don’t mind?” asked Outtie politely.
“No, no, not at all my good friend.” And Innie and Outtie became quite close.
“Say”, said Outtie, “Will you be my clone?”
“I wouldn’t say no” said Innie with joy.
So Innie finally had wish of being duplicated and no longer felt that he was useless.

Ohhh, when we find things...

I found a flash project from high school that I made. Needless to say, it's epic.
Find it below:


Jesus that's messed up.

Well, sparkle and fade, eh?

All,
Did this blog really wink out after only 12 posts? Really? Oh man. That doesn't bode well for any of our future endeavors now does it?

Get back into taking them pictures and posting 'em.

C'mon now!

rest in peace

rest in peace julian. you were always my favourite man, and funny and good and great. always wanting to fight people in parking lots. remember when we met up at the 7-11 parking lot when we were 13? and you had just fought someone? love you man.

lately..... and dreams

I look out from my window that sits securely on the third story and I peer out onto the lonely desolate streets that have called my name and beckoned me to be with them at dusk. The windows are an awkward shape and it allows a flowing draft to pinch my nose. Yet, for some reason that I can not explain, it comforts me to know that the wind wants to follow me, here. Houses line up and touch each other side by side without knowing their own names and one catches my attention as it sits quietly in between a funeral home and a daycare center for children. A family in black laments in sorrow for a loss; they never saw it coming, and it is here, it is real, this is reality. And yes, down the lane a young mother that is innocent in her eyes, but guilty in her heart, picks up her daughter by the wrist and tells her to shut up. Is this really the town that I chose to live in?

The house is a grainy yellow that has undergone sever damage of weather patterns that make it impossible to predict what is about to come. The paint falls off slowly and one can see the wood underneath, a putrid yellow wood that eats away at a soul. The windows have been broken but the glass still sparkles in the light of the street lamps that never turn off. One by one each light turns on duty, almost paying respect to the evil that lurks at night on this street. My eyes avert my attention to a cat that waits to find its peace in a corner with some dinner without this society interrupting him. Why does that cat purr so soundlessly at the sky, up into the night? A purr that is so deep, protective, and insecure, as if to say “There must be someone up there, and if there is, please, help.”

As the cat struts along with his head down he sits to stare at a man sifting through the trash of the decaying house material. He is poor and his face shows lines of hate and sadness. His hair is white and curly and flows everywhere that the wind would like to take it, which makes him very irritable. The wind picks up speed, movement, and whips him in the face; it is his own punishment for making mistakes in a beautiful world. It is his repent that his family wanted him to have. His eyes are hidden, and if he can not see, and if the world can not see his eyes, then he does not exist. That is comforting as well.

A woman appears as if out of nowhere and begins to talk with the old beggar and will not leave him in peace. And yes, she as well does not feel sorry for him, but he feels sorry for her. She is plump, short, trying so hard to be accepted. Her head carries a black mop and I can tell that she tries so hard in the morning, in front of that mirror to make herself beautiful. Pretty for who?... for a man in a bar down the street that beats his women so? When she walks past the lamp, and the yellow house, and the child care center, and the funeral home, she catches a glimpse of herself in the broken glass and wonders if she is real. So I watch her persist with the beggar, because he might be the only one in the world that thinks of her as wonderful.
The night protrudes on, forcing the path of destruction, of lame evils to step onto an unknown path. A couple across the lane yells at one another, telling each partner to fuck off and die. Twenty something year old boy stares at the ground and his feet move on, step by step, the lonely cracks feeling warmth for the first time in a year. Clouds move in on the stars territory and they start to argue, one by one, but the stars lose and they begin to cry. A puddle forms on the window sill, and without knowing I put out the flame, the heart of my cigarette in the puddle. I think I may have conquered and achieved victory. The night protrudes on silently without even a whisper.

I am hungry, I tell myself but can not help but watching this street outside of where I live take hold of me and hold me in its arms. Depart, as I will, to find a refrigerator full of nothing but a cool draft that will pinch me in the end.

i saw this really interesting program on TVB (Hong Kong television channel we get via satellite dish) that gave me hope about the future of HK. this couple talked about how they felt that Hong Kong citizens were too wrapped up in mindless superficial bullshit and nobody ever really talks about anything honestly. kids are so bogged down with homework and pressure to do well that they have to be taught how to really let loose and have fun, which is what they are making a living off of. these two run a sort of day camp where they teach kids how to be imaginative and carefree.

it felt really good to know that my hometown wasn't becoming completely jaded. either way, i miss it so much. Brian, you should consider going to Hong Kong. its basically the best place ever, unless you hate amazing food and cheap shopping like crazy.

ayyyyyyyye

I'm so sorry for the delays... I've once again realized that I am horrible with blogging daily. That whole self discipline thing is overrated anyway. I PROMISE to work on a photo to upload tonight. I still need to get my hands on photoshop. Suggestions?

Brian, I love what you did with the lamp! I've got one question though... why is that wolf not howling and where is the full moon? I'd give that project a B+ considering key aspects of a nightskape are missing.

I eagerly await the mastodons.

--adela

Brian's Lamp Shade Project

First of all, I hate torch lighting. I am not sure quite when it became ubiquitous, but whenever that was I started to hate it. It's faux-modern look really bothers me and I don't think torch lamps really have any place in a well-decorated (non-medieval) home.

My project started with one of these (purchased for me during move-in).

I later found two matching lamp shades in the trash. From then on, it became a project to decorate them.
Before:

I chose a simple nature scene of birch trees and a fox and created stencils in Illustrator in 15 mins or so.

From there it was just a matter of printing them on manilla folders (or cardstock if you have access to it).
Materials:

Then I got around to cutting out each of the elements (which were treated as individual stencils. If I did it again, the scene would be laid out already).

The final result is as follows!

(Notice how the lamp shade is a bit beat up...I am working on a second one which is less marred for a more ambitious design..hopefully including mastodons.)

As we get this rolling...

Well, we're slowly but surely getting things up and running around here.

WOTD: garrulous\GAIR-uh-lus; GAIR-yuh-\, adjective:
1. Talking much, especially about commonplace or trivial things; talkative.
2. Wordy.

Without saying a single word she managed to radiate disapproval . . . the air seemed to grow heavy with it and the most garrulous talker would wilt and fall silent.
-- Mark Amory, Lord Berners: The Last Eccentric

Yeah, I took it past "castrate" to an extreme. Add this badboy into your lexicon and watch your friends tear their tongues out in amazement.

Art project from Brian is forthcoming.

Brian Joins the Crew (teh Cr3w)

I definitely need to get in on this. Photos will be on their way. I am so pumped I just started my left leg on fire with rubber cement and a magnifying glass.

This just in: Forever21 now has Muscles and Hot Chip on their soundtrack for trashy shoppers everywhere.

More fun facts from beyond to come.